Folks who own Pfizer stock must have been good this year as they got an early another Christmas gift, an Oxford University Study published yesterday found that two doses of the Covid injections generate a LOWER antibody response against the Omicron variant. In case it’s not obvious, that’s the OPPOSITE of what you want from your virus injection. Yahoo News said the study suggested “the variant could lead to more infections among the fully vaccinated.”

More! The injections could lead to MORE infections! “Works and is Safe and effective.”

The study documents a “substantial fall” in neutralizing antibodies in folks who got two doses of the AstraZeneca or Pfizer shots.

Okay now all of you are wondering where the early Christmas gift to Pfizer stockholders is, as this sounds bad, hang on I’m getting to that part, so, of course, the researchers concluded that EVEN MORE injections are the ONLY WAY to handle this disturbing new finding. Lead author Gavin Screaton told media that the study should “press home the message that those who are offered booster vaccination should take it.” This logic would be akin to “tails I win – heads you lose, tails you lose -heads I win” No matter what the outcome, the house always wins, and the answer no matter the injection failure, is more injections.

Now, just so you know that this study was above board and based solely on “The science”, the funding statement at the end of the study discloses that it was “supported by the Chinese Academy of Medical Sciences’ Innovation Fund for Medical Science.” Right, the Mc Communist’s, thanks, China!