The highly paid over-educated geniuses (based on this story may have to rethink this part) at Ivy League darling Cornell University have UTTERLY FAILED to stop the spread of Covid. An outbreak — of Omicron! — among 469 students — 469! — has caused a lockdown at the high-profile school. Just before finals, too.

Given that Cornell is one hundred percent injected and has managed to keep those deplorable un-injected folks from running around campus, how could this happen? After all aren’t the injections 100% safe and effective?

Hapless Cornell President Martha Pollack, whose policies are obviously useless, and who should probably be promptly replaced with somebody who can get the job done, since she OBVIOUSLY can’t, admitted that none of the 469 students have any severe symptoms (seems to me that’s exactly what we’re seeing happening elsewhere in the world when it comes to the effects of Omicron). That’s right folks, Zero, zip, nada severe symptoms! But on the other hand, you can never be TOO safe in this world, can you? So, lock em down!

The memo Cornell sent to its students announcing the lockdowns is unintentionally hilarious. At one point, it warns, “Being vaccinated, even with a booster shot, is not a license to let down our guards.”

Of course not! For those of you who believed them when they said getting injected WOULD be a license to get you back to normal! Nope. Now you can’t let your guard down. EVER. NO MATTER WHAT. For an Ivy league school, which purports to educate the “cream of the crop” and charges $59,282 per year in tuition fees, you would think that both the administration and students at Cornell would be a little brighter, not gullible idiots!