Not sure about you, but one of the things I’m so grateful for living in B.C. is I get to be governed by super-duper smart intelligent politicians and bureaucrats or course, who are continuously committed to following “the science”. To all those haters who don’t believe me, just look at the most recent action taken by these brave souls just to keep you safe and snug, closing GYMS! To quote another, sage of wisdom, Presidente Joe Biden, “come on man” everybody knows that gyms are super spreader venues. They’re just a breeding ground for germs and viruses.

Don’t believe me, just look at the past 20 months and you’ll see that during the times when these dangerous facilities were allowed to remain open, there were outbreaks occurring all the time. Sorry what, you can’t find any stories online about this happening, infections breaking outs in gyms, well that’s because those “flat earther” journalists are simply suppressing the stories. Instead of “fake news” they’re just doing “no news!”

Plus, everyone knows that going to the gym and working can lead to weigh loss and given the pandemic we’re currently in the middle of, is that really the best idea? After all, when you get corona virus (which like if you didn’t know everyone does, just ask Dr. Bonnie) being overweight is helpful. After all, when you’re sick your body needs energy to fight the virus, so having lots of extra pounds of stored energy only makes sense. It’s not like obesity, is like one of those co-morbidity thingies, you know things that worsen the impact of corona virus, even if it is, it’s not like it’s the number one co-morbidity? Plus, I heard that when you work out, your body releases these endorphin things, which apparently improve your emotional and mental state and make you feel better. Given the dire times we’re living in with death lurking everywhere, does it really make sense to feel better, obviously our leaders don’t think so, now that’s “leading from behind!”

Also don’t forget how crowded gyms can be, I’ve been in a few, sometimes there are like upwards of 30 people in there at a time in the entire gym, I mean that’s way less safe than a Costco or in a Mall. Not only that but at the Costco or Mall, you never know who’s going to be in there, could be one of those “science deniers” you know, the un-injected folks, spreading Omicron everywhere. How do I know this, Dr. Bonnie told me, she said that you’re totally safe if you’re double injected and given her track record for always being right, why would I doubt her?

So where would I want to live, in a place like Florida where they don’t have social distancing, lockdowns, masking, or vaccine mandates, where the citizens are free to come and go whenever and wherever they please. Would I really want to live in a place where they’re going against “the science” and focusing on both prevention and early treatment of corona virus? Would I really want to live in a place where due to Governor DeSantis and his leadership, Florida is doing far better than the places with lockdowns, mandates, masking, and social distancing? Or would l want to live in B.C., the choice is clear B.C. of course!