According to the Financial Times (UK), Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla, one of our newest billionaires, said late Sunday that he thinks there will be a “return to normal life” sometime IN THE SPRING. Like maybe around the beginning of March or something like that? Kinda, sorta like around the time of the U.S State of the Union! Now for those of you who do read my posts this will not come as a surprise as I had commented on the fact that Biden desperately needs something in the “win column” and a political end to Covid is exactly what the political advisors ordered. Amazing how coincidental timing can be, huh?

Not surprisingly, Bourla credited the vaccines and mass testing for ending the pandemic, of course, he wasn’t exactly very specific on the details of how this exactly occurred, but it’s occurred so why get hung on the details, right? How do you like Narrative 2.0 so far: the pandemic is now endemic thanks to the aggressive injection and testing policy of all of our great world leaders, especially, the senile Josef Robinette Biden, Jr.

Now of course ending the pandemic wasn’t simply good enough for our noble Pfizer CEO, he’s promised us the way forward, therapeutics, and fortunately for everyone, Pfizer and their minions are all ready to unload, sorry I mean sell some to the governments of the world. Like the injections, taxpayers aren’t going to be asked to open their wallets, they’re going to be demanded to do so. Just to ensure that no taxpayer dollars are left on the table, last month, the FDA approved Paxlovid for early Covid treatment, and just like that, the U.S has already bought 10 million doses; UK snapped up 250,000; and Australia has pre-ordered half a million more. Aren’t you glad Albert’s rolling in it, given all that he’s done for humanity after all?

Now before you “Saint Bourla haters” start going off and question the soil this man walks on, the Wikipedia entry for Paxlovid includes a helpful fact-checking section “debunking” claims that the drug is really just “Pfizermectin.” So, there you have it, Wikipedia has spoken, so cut it out and quit using that term. You doubt Wikipedia, man you’re really deep down that “conspiracy theory” well aren’t you. In fact you’re being to sound a lot like Wikipedia’s co-founder Larry Sanger, who came out last July and said nobody should trust the platform anymore. Come on you’re going to believe folks like him, next thing you’re going to tell me is that this virus came from some lab in China!