Fomer FDA Commissioner and brand-new Pfizer executive Scott Gottlieb is, apparently, on board for Narrative 2.0. The UK Daily Mail ran an article yesterday headlined, “‘This signals the end of the pandemic’: Ex-FDA chief Scott Gottlieb contradicts Fauci and says ‘dramatically different’ virus strain is unlikely after Omicron as cases drop 10% - the first week-over-week decline since the New Year.”

You’ll have to pinch yourself as you read this to ensure you’re not dreaming as this article is jam-packed with good news. Under N 2.0, we can believe in miracles once again, especially Covid ones! The Mail says that reported deaths are “only up 7% this week, down from the 20% increase recorded last Monday.” Under Narrative 1.0, such shoddy journalism could never have been allowed, the prescribed reporting would have been “run for you lives, as deaths continue to rise.” What a difference a new narrative makes, huh?

The Mail notes that “state-by-state data shows that cases have generally begun to plateau or even level-off in states that were hit hardest early on by the Omicron variant.” Great news. Thinking back to just last year, I’m sure this reminds you of all the reports of plateaus as previous waves leveled off, right? Strange, me neither.

Oddly, Mr. Science, I mean his Lordship Fauci, doesn’t seem to have gotten the memo. According to the Mail, at a recent Davos conference (of course) the senile old beagle-torturer encouraged people to stay worried: “The worrisome scenario is that you get something that’s divergent evolution like Omicron did. Something that’s dramatically different than the variants that are circulating right now.” He warned that there is a “potential” for a new strain of Covid that can evade natural immunity, putting the world even FARTHER away from the endemic stage. Well at least we all know what our little Kebler elf is wishing for.

Given now that we’re living in N 2.0, Gottlieb disagrees. “We’ve never seen a coronavirus undergo shift, where you’ve seen a dramatic change in the virus itself and the strain of the virus. What you’ve seen is these viruses undergo drift,” he said. And the Mail says — as straight news — that Omicron is burning through people so fast that it could soon run out of people to infect. It’s almost over, sorry Dr. Fauci!