It’s ANOTHER possible pandemic. People ran an article on Monday headlined, “Blood Clots Like Hailey Bieber’s Are Happening in ‘Younger and Younger People’.” Apparently, blood clots are like a virus, you know like the flu. They spread and stuff. Clotid as I call it, seems to be a new blood clot variant infecting primarily younger people, very strange. Not sure if masking will help, too early to tell, but better safe than sorry right.

The writer as well as the experts interviewed are perplexed as to what could be causing Clotid, but due to the seriousness of the situation they’re going to investigate every possibility. After all we need answers before this becomes another “pandemic” right? Not sure about you but knowing there is a crack team of experts tackling this and following the science, they’re bound to crack this nut and unravel why Clotid is impacting the young.

People interviewed a cerebrovascular doctor, sorry a cerebrovascular super doctor, Shazam Hussein. Yes, folks Shazam. Dr. Hussein, Shazam explained blood clots like Hailey Bieber’s can form “for different reasons.” Different reasons, that’s a medical term I’m familiar with as I’ve heard it a lot over the past two years.

He warned whatever it is, is spreading. “We think of stroke as being something that happens in older ages, but we are seeing it in younger and younger people,” Shazam said.

Fortunately, the super doctor offered up some sage advice, he explained that you’d better watch what you eat now. “It relates, generally, to people having unhealthy lifestyles, maybe not eating as well or not getting in regular exercise, along with other factors like genetics,” Dr. Hussein explained. He recommends sticking to a healthy diet, getting in shape, keeping cholesterol under control, and quitting smoking. Now that’s cutting-edge medical advice, aren’t you glad you stayed to this part of the video.

My mother always told me that eating junk food would give me blood clots and strokes when I was younger, but I just didn’t listen. Old wives’ tale, not, looks like she was right after all, I guess I was just one of the rare exceptions that escaped Clotid.

Now for any of you who’re thinking that Covid could be behind Clotid, doesn’t appear likely according to our good doctor. People quoted Shazam dismissing the Covid virus as the culprit. It says he noted that, while Covid-19 has been shown to cause blood clots, “fortunately most people don’t run into that issue.”

While that’s good news, it still leaves us with a big question, wonder if Shazam knows Dr. Who, heard he’s good at solving mysteries.