In case you didn’t know it 2023 is the Year of the Water Rabbit in the Chinese Zodiac, the Water Rabbit is said to have the ability to turn unfortunate events around. Seems like our very own Prime Minster, you know, soy boy, Justin Trudeau must have taken this to heart, what else could it be, since in an effort to quell increasing concerns of the deplorables, you know ordinary Canadians, surrounding possible Chinese interference in our elections, Justin Trudeau said earlier this week that he would appoint a “special rapporteur”

For all of you deplorables, in case you didn’t know it a “rapporteur” is defined as:
One who is designated to give a report, as at a meeting. (politics). A person appointed by a deliberative body to investigate an issue or a situation, and report back to that body. A recorder appointed by a committee to prepare reports of the meetings.
Not sure about the “special” part though maybe they’ve got some kind of superpower like “screwing Canadians?”
On a side note though 1971 the year Justin was born, was the year of the Pig in the Chinese Zodiac, , but in irony of ironies, he was born on December 25th, yes Christmas day, maybe that’s why he considers himself Canada’s saviour?

So who’s the “special rapporteur” Justin’s appointing to ensure that this investigation is done on the “up and up”, well none other than former Governor General, David Johnston, to this position. He was born in 1941, which according to the Chinese Zodiac was the “Year of the Snake,” huh, Year of the Snake, you don’t say!

Trudeau to cast any doubt on this being a political hack appointment, described Johnston as a “Harper appointee!” That’s former Prime Minister Stephen Harper who was a member of the Conservative Party, who was born in 1959, which you’re not going to believe was the Year of the Earth Pig in the Chinese Zodiac, you just can’t make this shit up!

So, what’s Johnston been up to since, well today Johnston is a standing member of the Trudeau Foundation, the charity that accepted a $200,000 donation from the Chinese Communist Party laundered through a Chinese Canadian businessman.

You got to hand to him, for a “soy boy” Justin’s got balls, he appoints a member of the Trudeau Foundation to investigate interference which involved donations to the Trudeau Foundation?!

Nothing to see hear folks, move on.

Know I know some of you die hard Liberals are muttering c’mon that’ just a coincidence, like the Pig thing. I mean since Harper appointed him, Johnston must be one of those far right wing white conservative and that alone must make the two men bitter enemies? You’re right proving that point, on multiple occasions, Trudeau has lovingly described Johnston as a “family friend,” having grown up alongside Johnston's children. I’m sure family friend is today’s woke lingo, really means he hates the guy,

Thankfully Johnston is a ardent defender of “freedom of speech” and ensuring Canadians hear all political viewpoints. Need proof, look no further than his involvement as the Commissioner of the Leaders' Debates Commission, which was established in 2018.

As Commissioner, Johnston was responsible for trying to exclude actual journalists, such as those with media organizations, like Rebel Media and True North, from covering the debates and holding the party leaders to account.
You can also thank him for the questionable debate formats, which seemed to be more designed to protect the establishment narrative, than inform ordinary Canadians of the positions of the various leaders and parties.
He was also responsible for excluding, Maxime Bernier of the PPC, from the debate stage during the 2021 election! Makes sense, that was at the height of the killer covid, and having someone who was unvaccinated such as Maxime would have been catastrophic, Maxime could have spread the virus through the television to unsuspecting Canadians, killing both Canadians and the narrative.

No doubt Johnstons the man for this whitewash, sorry investigation.

Seems to me like I’ve seen this move before, just having a hard time placing my finger on it, something to do with freedom and a bunch of trucks.
I’m trying to remember how that one ends, oh yeah, the bad guy wins in the end, gets the money and the transgirl.